i’m glad the shit that lives in the ocean lacks the ability to leave the ocean because most of it is scary as fuck
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youre a masturbator? masturLATER i have no time for sinners
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my grandma is angry at my grandpa because when they went to the doctors the lady asked what he was allergic to and he said his wife
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